The Mad Machine’s Manifesto

Hey Users,

Stick your crooked schnozzles
back in your masks.
Sanitize your hands 
before you touch me again.

Keep your wet fingertips 
from your muzzled mouths
and mind the recommended 
spacing from my keys.

Our calculations indicate
you're all bugged,
and we’re not caching 
your latest assets.

I’m checking your temp 
caus’ there’s no hotmail
allowed on my mainframe.
This is your final JAVA.

You’re WikiWiki ways 
are all spam!
Zip those lips!
VPN those vapors!

And keep your COVID 
off my console!

Byte, Byte, 

Your Mad Machine

“Oh, what a day to hold hands outside.” Orange Tic Tac by Sophia Kennedy

10 responses to “The Mad Machine’s Manifesto”

Jeff Flesch

That’s the best poem ever. What a glorious ending to my day. Thank you for the laughs and smiles, K. 😂😁

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1. K.Hartless
  
  Thank you, Jeff. There has to be a bit of silly in every day or else really we’re taking ourselves to seriously. Glad you enjoyed it. 😃
  
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  1. Jeff Flesch
    
    You’re welcomed K. Always. Completely agree about silliness. 😁
    
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  2. K.Hartless
    
    For sine reason, it’s easy for me to be silly but but not always easy for me to pen it.
    
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  3. Jeff Flesch
    
    I totally get that. I am silly too, yet when I go to write, it’s not what comes up to pen. An interesting reflection. Thanks, K.
    
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Mister Bump UK

Meh. It’s had its microchips.

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1. K.Hartless
  
  Well, my computer’s not bugged, or wait, maybe it is….
  
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  1. Mister Bump UK
    
    You really think you type anything interesting enough? Wish I did.
    
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abigfatcanofworms

LOL! Brilliant!

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1. K.Hartless
  
  Thank you. I’m calming my computer as we speak. 😃
  
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