Yard Sale of Thoughts

Gunslingin’ Momma

For our protection, she's been hired.
She's a gunslingin' momma,
her barrel's on fire.

To avoid any jaw,
she's a duel-wielding queen,
steady armed & quick on the draw.

In a lawless household,
she's got all the ammo;
best believe her posse do as they're told.

Momma's got all the power.
She's head sheriff, subduing hostile enemies 
in the kitchen & the bathroom shower.

A maverick, multi-tasking machine,
she's got speed & accuracy,
facing off 'gainst toddlers and teens.

So toss 'em hats clear to the sky!
In a duel against momma,
draw fast or die.