In the spirit of this silly holiday, I’ve collected a few of my favorite jokes, creating a few of my own in the process. Happy KDay! I mean, Happy Valentine’s Day!
- What did the poet say to her boyfriend? You’re the center of my uni’verse.
- What do you call two gravatars that are in love? “Tweethearts!”
- If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that man-go.
- Who always has a date on Valentine’s day? A calendar
- When do bed bugs fall in love? In the spring.
- How can you save money on Valentine’s gifts? Become single.
- Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches? Tulips
- Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
- How does a blogger show his love? Makes sure to reblog-her frequently.
- What sound does bloggercupid’s arrow make? Ping!
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