What possessed me

to let you take off my top,

jangle my guts around and

use various tools

to hollow me out inside

then carve a masterpiece

on the surface of my flesh?

Harvest lust?

Seasonal trust?

Too much vine?

Ah well, maybe next year, I’ll be more gourded.

© khartless 2021, All Rights Reserved


Photograph of my carved pumpkins for the 2021 season.

Video has adult moments.

21 responses to “O’Lantern’s Confession”

  1. Those first two lines got me! 😂❤️

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    1. Sweet, well, you know the things you think of during holiday moments. 😉

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      1. 😂❤️

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  2. hahah; great fun 🙂

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    1. Thanks, John. See, I’m learning life lessons and spending quality time with the family. Win-win.

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      1. that’s great; that’s the way to do it 🙂

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  3. Ha ha! Brilliant! So clever!

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    1. Thank you, worms. My two pumpkins did most of the carving leaving me with time to think of preposterous things to post.

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  4. Ha! That’s awesome, K. Excellently crafted and delivered. ☺️

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    1. Thank you. It feels good to be embracing my silly side a bit. Cheers!

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      1. Most welcome. We appreciate it! Cheers!

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  5. Brilliant! 👍 What kind of pump kin do such a thing?

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    1. Hehe, most I’ve met. 😉

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      1. 😂

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    Haha! A nice serving of double entendres. 😂

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  7. For a second you had me! I was looking for some steamy sex!

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    1. Oh, man, this one was a rotter than 😉 But, you never know with me, maybe next time. Thanks for reading.

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  8. Haha! Brilliant!! 🎃
    (Always a joy to see that video too! 😊) 🖤

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  9. Thanks for the video warning,
    but your di-vine poem had me
    ready for anything 🎃

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    1. The season was ripe this year for new poemkins. Thank you.

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